" logged on to "

 [ "A-Logging" ]

1: A term used to describe one expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for someone, often including wishing them physical harm, usually for perceived "crimes" that they are "guilty" of.

  * e.g.,  ... Anthony LoGatto was A-Logging Chris when he said, "What Saddam did in the Gulf War was potatoes to what Chris has done." 

 [ "Log" ]

1: A very firm and large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include getting stuck because of excessive thickness got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, what's taking so long in the toilet"? 

 [ "Logging" ]

1: When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father to son. As made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl

  * e.g.,  ... Jon: I put my flannel shirt on to lay a massive turd and then cut that log in half with my pee. James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son? 

 [ "log" ]

1:  The male gentialia.

  * e.g.,  ... "Get off my log!" 

 [ "log" ]

2:  A children's toy produced by fictional company Blammo!

  * e.g.,  ... "Action log, by Blammo!" 

 [ "Logging" ]

1: The act of when a man takes a huge dump in the toliet, then get up to urinate on the turd to cut it in half so it can flush down.

  * e.g.,  ... Sorry I was in the can for so long, I had to do a bit of logging to flush down the huge shit I took. 

 [ "log" ]

1: To cockslap somebody, when you have a penis like a horse's.

  * e.g.,  ... She pretty much deserved a good logging after the horrible joke she told, but no one with enough viagra was around to do it. 

 [ "The log" ]

1: Part of the penis showing game.

  * e.g.,  ... I hid by the door and prepared to show the log to Dontel. 

 [ "The log" ]

2: To simply flash your cock.

 [ "logging it" ]

1: A state of being in which a person attempts to hold in a crap i.e his "logs".

  * e.g.,  ... Rhyne: "Hey Josh, why are you sweating so much?" Josh" "Because I ate three bean burritos this morning and this fuckwit of a teacher won't let me go, so I'm stuck here logging it." 

 [ "Logging On" ]

1: An act of revenge undertaken by defecating on the keyboard of the transgressor's laptop, followed by closing the device.

  * e.g.,  ... He stole my iPod, so I shut his laptop after taking a shit on the keyboard. I call it "Logging On." 

 [ "Logging" ]

1: The art of strategically placing a fresh turd on a person's shoulder. To achieve total "logging efficiency", one must place said fresh turd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of the stench is found.

  * e.g.,  ... Steve's insightful opinions on foreign politics were completely undermined by the existence of a fully fledged log on his shoulder. Steve: It is my opinion that the new government's policies are completely- Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder. Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged! ---------- Gary is a true logging ninja